bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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Anonymous asked:
Do you like to touch your toes and then fall onto your face into some chopped bananas and then dream of lamas giving birth and anal del rey's face is being dragged by it smacking against cactuses and thenthe lama runs into a wall and shes fired out and lands into a mammal mouth saaaaaaaaaaame.
answered:
This is what I do on a regular basis, I think we should get married 
